Steve Jobs shouted insanely as he waved a machete violently over his head. Ashton Kutcher sat in his tiger skin arm chair in awe, jotting down every curse and swear that the madman Jobs was shouting.
"such power and ferocity," Kutcher exclaimed, "I must recruit him for my Olympic curling team!"
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Rust sat defiantly in the old wicker chair as Marty hovered around him awkwardly playing Tetris on his Texas Intrument graphing calculator.
"YOU KNOW WHAT?" Marty bellowed.
"What?" Rust responded looking up from his copy of People magazine.
"Putin was right all along."
Rust stared off at…
Ryan Moran is a recovering comic book store guy and current ninja samurai mecha shaman. He was once formed a band called SHAQUILLE O’NEAL’S SLAM DUNK SUMMER CAMP based solely on a dream.
A lot of people, mostly Americans, think that there are only three American inventions; The Constitution,…
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1. Not giving a fuck and gettin’ hella buck.
2. Hangin’ loose and drankin’ joose.
3. Hangin’ way tight all through the night.
"Yo, we’re gone Get Rowdy tonight!"